"we use duct tape - a drag queen's best friend," driver says with a laugh. "you gotta just pull the penis back in the crack and tape it. it's not comfortable, especially at the end of the night when you're trying to take it off. it takes you at least 30 minutes to get one strip of duct tape off, unless you soak it in water." he says it does hurt sometimes but says the more he does drag, the more he gets used to the duct tape.
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i just got this from one of the scientists we support:

"They are changing the National emblem for the Republican party from the elephant to a condom - reasons are:
1) Responds to inflation
2) It inhibits production
3) Stimulates cooperation
4) Protects the pricks
5) Gives a false sense of security while the population is being screwed."

the scientist (82 yr old man) and i have been increasingly sharing nasty lil jokes with each other. actually, i'm really just supporting his perversion for young girls. not only do i let him show me the pictures he finds on the internet, etc of nubile young flesh, but i clip pictures (such as the sandhill's teen ballet team in their exquisite glory of high kicks and stretches while clothed in basically nothing) for him to squirrel away in his porn folder. but, hey, you gotta do somethin to pass the time!