new office policy

2002-04-30

at lunch, i came up with the idea for the Birthday Bitch.

basically it came from me having never actually had the whole birthday-work lunch deal, so having to go to lunch for EVERYONE's birthday (but mine) is getting on my nerves. especially when everyone was born in the damn spring/summer. i mean, can us winter babies get some love?

anyway, institute the Birthday Bitch in your cubeland now!

the Birthday Bitch has to do all the grunt/busy work you can find. i made thebeths get us more napkins and request more lemons and put the tip on the table at the restaurant. since we got back in the office she has had to sharpen some random pencils and pick paper clips off the carpet.

i made her a cute little crown from stapled together post-its.

i'm seriously enjoying this. i'm saying, institute the Birthday Bitch ASAP... it's more fun than i could ever explain!

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